February 25, 2010

A Conversation Between Me and Kevin: PART THREE

me:
i am writing something
its called
"a conversation between me and kevin"
and its all the things you say to me
that are both stabbing and hilarious

Kevin:
when i die you will sell many copies of it

me:
and i will be rich

Kevin:
and you will be interviewed for the documentary
and you will cry as you describe how cruel i could be

me:
but that you made me stronger
because of it


Kevin:
and weaker at the same time

me:
you're like the dark side to my anakin skywalker