June 8, 2011

A Conversation Between Me and Kevin Part 102

YESTERDAY

Kevin:
every time I see your ad on the fringe site I feel bad because I just cost you an impression. and because no amount of advertising will ever make me see your show.


EIGHT MONTHS AGO

Kevin:
i kind of want to act in a play

a good play
but i dont want to become an actor
can you get me into a play?
a good play?
as an actor?


me:
hmmmmmmmm

Kevin:
just make it happen and call me when the audition is gonna happen

i still have to get Milford onstage
make that happen also

me:
hm

only if you cast me as the lead
i would love to see you act again

Kevin:
i think i could be better


me:
i think so too
you are more worldly

Kevin:
also, as a genius director, i can act better than a shitty actor


me:
of course


Kevin:
im going to the bathroom


me:
hmmm
ew


Kevin:
.... for a while


me:
best thing
you've ever told me
BFF
i will carry that with me always
good bye kevy
i shall find a play for you


TODAY
Although scheming 8 months ago together, I am not in Kevin's show and Kevin is not acting in a play, but we are both presenting our OWN work at the Hollywood Fringe Festival and I am very proud to be his friend and colleage.  Go see the show Kevin wrote and directed - it is The Milford Project and it is great (CLICK HERE FOR MILFORD).  And come see BEAN (CLICK HERE FOR BEAN), where you won't see Kevin at all.  Ever.