When Kevin missed my birthday party:
As penance, I will take you to lunch. A weekend perhaps since we'll both be working. As early as this Sunday. And the suffering I bear at this lunch will be due punishment for missing your big night.
Perfect!!! I can't wait!
Then on the day of my belated birthday dinner with Kevin:
Where do you want to meet?
Any-goddamn-where you want
Then, when Kevin came to see my solo show a couple of weeks later:
We were going to leave town for the weekend but didn't because of your show
Literally worse than dying in a fire
That's cause we are BFF!!! (emoticons of dancing people)
Then, when Kevin needed to exchange his tickets for another night:
We want to go tomorrow instead of tonight
For More Inspiring Conversations with Kevin, click any of the links below:
Part 2, Part 3, Part 6, Part 7, Part 11, Part 8, Part 25, Part 35, Part 102, Part 306, Part 421